By unknown artist
When I come across a fat spider or a cockroach (especially the black, monstrous Australian kind) you can hear me scream hysterically, with eyes wide open in horror , every single hair on my body raised to the sky and my body shivering in disgust.
In the past, when I managed not to be completely paralyzed, I would spray Hairspray on these creeps. I tell you now, DON’T DO IT – it only makes them move in slow motion – even more spooky to look at. The next option is to scream for your other half to fight the beast.
I know, ridiculous behaviour for a full grown, otherwise not made of sugar woman. I’m working on it. I have to toughen up, especially when I want to be a brave example for my daughter. Having said that, that would only apply if there is no one else to sort the creep out.
And then there is the attractive looking, long legged crawler (haven’t got a clue what it’s name is – must be from the “stick-insect” family). Usually it’s green, like the one on the picture, with white needle point eyes on a triangular formed face that turns to you when you look at it. It is usually in no hurry to escape from you and incredibly patient if you want to make some photos of it. Unfortunately, so far my pictures didn’t turn out as good as this one.
Anyway, is this not a much more agreeable bug than a creepy cockroach???
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